Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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