DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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