let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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