then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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