the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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