apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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