Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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