I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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