Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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