Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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