I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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