We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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