I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I think I sprained my soul last night
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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