there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You need Xanax blowdarts
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
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It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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