Do vagina's smell?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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