Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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