Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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