just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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