on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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