just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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