i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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