I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
