i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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