Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
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I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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