I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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