I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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