Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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