oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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