my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?