Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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