Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
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Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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