Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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