let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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