Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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