But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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