great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
be right there i have to get my cape
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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