He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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