Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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