next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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