no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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