1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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