People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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