I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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