He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
My feet surprised me
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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