You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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