So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
He better not be in your backpack
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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