don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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