At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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