and you said cock pushups were impossible
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
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this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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