I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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