it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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