Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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