1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I forget how to act sober
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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