Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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