i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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